Sunday, January 28, 2007

Spring Training

While pitchers and catchers still haven't reported to camp, it's not too late for me to already hate baseball. For years I gave the professional game a shot, and actually have had a great time at quite a few games. Aside from it being an incredibly boring sport, Colorado is also home to one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball, the Colorado Rockies. Each year the fans are hopeful, but hopeful in a way different from the hope by fans of teams that actually have a chance. The Rockies gave up making significant off-season moves many years ago, but the naivete of the Colorado baseball fan leads them to think we may get a different result following the same recipe year after year. The result has been teams that are worse and worse, along with fewer butts in the seats.

Fortunately, the marking geniuses have come up with several innovative ways to get fans to the ballpark. The biggest eyebrow-raising, and head-scratching promotion is 'Faith Day'. It sounds like it sort of is... baseball with a side of faith. Not faith in the home team winning perhaps, but faith that the Rapture is coming and those who love Jesus are going to heaven. Makes the 7th Inning Stretch seem pretty uneventful if you think about it. As I understand it, the 'Faith Day' is a Colorado Rockies baseball game followed by a service where various Christian players give inspirational speeches, attendees pray, and a Christian band rocks the house, or rather entertains.

This will be the third year the Colorado Rockies are having 'Faith Day'. Trivia fun fact.... 'Faith Day' was previoulsy known as "Christian Family Day" the past two years. This special day isn't promoted on the free mouse pads they hand out on opening day, no, this day is promoted via various churches and Christian organizations around the city.

Coors Field was built primarily through a sales tax voters approved many years ago to help attract an MLB team when the league expanded. The ownership group got a sweetheart deal - a virtually free ballpark, and all the parking, gate, and concession revenue. The taxpayers got to pay big league prices to see minor league talent suffer through one losing season after another. Now, the mismanagement of the team has resulted in lower attendance leaving the team owners to get questionable with their promotional practices.

'Faith Day' can be given the finger a couple different ways. First, a team brought in by tax-payers is helping divide the community via this special service. It's a bit confusing that a team that took such an effort to be a team for a region would now work to attract one particular ideology over any other. To the best of my knowledge there isn't a Free Coca-Cola Koran for Children Under 10 promotion along with Torah Readings Presented by Hebrew National Hotdogs between innings.

The other way this leaves a bad feeling with me is the 'sneakiness' this day is promoted. Sure, it's probably very cost-effective to market directly to the Christian organizations. However, it's also quite convenient for the Rockies to reap additional revenue and team loyalty without having to show an apparent bias to the rest of the community. Were this day promoted out of the shadows, surely it would be met with protestors at the gates as well as some crashers at the 'Hooray for Jesus' post-game festivities.

But clearly, they are leaving a lot of money on the table by not making this day more widely known. And that concerns me for those who hold their faith sacred. The big machine once again targets the religious community for their dollar, but perhaps not for their endorsement of the faith. If the Colorado Rockies really love Jesus, wouldn't they want to get the word out more aggressively? Put an ad in the paper. Make announcements over the PA system. Encourage everyone to attend the post game love-in! Why not do this after every game, or at least after every Sunday afternoon game? Following the lead of Disney and the way they marketed 'Narnia' to church groups soley to boost their revenue, it's an example of the Colorado Rockies disingenuous; to keep this event like the crazy uncle who lives in the attic that nobody talks about. Christian Nation should feel like a tool of Capitalism.

So, on varying levels this practice is crap. Whether the organization is taking advantage of Christians or alienating non-Christians or both, the collision between organized religion and professional sports is as gross as that product that offers peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. For years we've been subjected to athletes praising their god for allowing them to win the big game or competition, and it's always left me uneasy. However, those acts of gratitude were done on a personal level for that athlete at that time; merely expressing themselves. The actions of the Colorado Rockies, who are following a format that has been successful in other markets, is exclusionary, divisive and greedy. Play Ball!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Check, check...

Is this thing on?
Holy crap! My last post was December 20th? Well, if you've been reading, you'd know why - yes, the new house.
Progress is being made, but man is it slow. Add to that, once we get this one 'done' we have a second house we're trying to use as a rental to get 'fixed up'. I'm screwed.
Anyway, maybe this post will serve as a virtual potpourri of blog postings.
I'm blogging on the wife's laptop. It's one of those that has a touch-pad for mouse control, which is easily the most ridiculous type of control. As I type, the cursor moves all over the place and pisses me off. I'll be typing along and *wham*, nothing happens and my cursor is blinking at me from some other field.
I really like cheese. It makes everything taste better. Sucks that it's so bad for you, but man, it is tasty!
The Prez is on the TV in the other room talking about sending more troops to Iraq. I may be the only liberal who thinks we should send more troops in to get this mess finished. I mean, the horse is out of the barn on this one... or, gotta throw more fuel on the fire, though I think that usually has a bad connotation. If only W would support stem cell research we could clone a bunch of Arnold Schwartzeneggers to send to Iraq.
What's going on with those plastic scrotums hanging off of pick-up trucks? Do guys think chicks dig this? I get it - your truck has balls. Great. I've considered making plastic vaginas for women to hang off their minivans, but I don't have it in me. Go ahead, take this idea and make a mint. You're welcome.
One of these days I'm going to write a post about the movie 'Roadhouse'. What a great movie - it really deserves its own blog entry.
Our dog Macy rocks. I have nothing more to say about this, but there it is.
I have no resolutions for 2007. I quit making them many years ago - I figure, if there's something in my life that needs to change, I may as well just start changing it, right? Why wait for some bogus date to begin?
I bought a powerball ticket the other day. Yeah, I realize lottos are a tax on stupid people. That's why I only buy a ticket every once in a while. And you know, for a buck (o.k. two bucks) it's kind of worth the few hours of fantasy you get. "if I win... blah, blah, blah" - friggin great to escape and think about traveling, starting a business or hiring someone to fix up this damn house. I think that's why I bought the ticket, but I won't be upset if I win a hundred-million dollars. Damn, imagine THAT post!